Things you NEVER want to hear from your captain!

Before I get serious, I had to share with "you all" some things I HAVE heard out of Bob's mouth in the past few months.....so I decided to make a list of 10 statements you NEVER want to hear our of your captain's mouth.


10.  I THINK we have enough fuel to make it across Lake Michigan

9.  I sure THOUGHT we had enough fuel

8. The boat doesn't seeming to be running like it should

7.  I didn't think the winds would be THIS STRONG today

 6. I should have checked the weather report this morning

 5. What's that noise and where is all this water coming from?

 4. We have no electricity/water at this marina, but the price is good (goes hand in hand with...We

      should have gotten a pump out at the last marina.  

 3.  I can't pull up the anchor, just cut the line!

  2. SOMEONE (!) is going to have to get on the mask and dive down to cut the line that is caught
      in the props.   (.....  and FYI.... only ONE of US swims!)


  1.  SERIOUSLY....THE ONE I HEARD THIS MORNING THAT PROMPTED THIS LIST....

          "I sure wish I knew where we were"!!